how i look when I wake up… >.< 

(Source: escroto)

Me after a long stressful day. its my yoga, or “woosa” moment of the day lol 

chronicdelight:

same

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How my mind thinks on a daily basis. lol. 

If there is another anchorman, I will piss my pants :DDDDDD

funnyordie:

Anchorman 2 Poster Revealed

Here it is. You may now return to your glass case of emotion.

This is by far one of the best pics on tumblr that I have seen. I honestly think that   I can individualize this quote exceptionally well. Another point is that we all notice how others speak very rude, and are quick to judge without thinking of our ways before. 

I want this!!!!! 

we’ve all had these terrifying moments at least once in our life. 

Feeding the homeless.

The best way to get shit done! It is just sad that this is the way that “nice” will get done. 

I honestly need to make my eyes look like this. I wish I could find the person who first posted this, to whoever you are, you’re unique!!!

Talk about unique! 

brit:

Cinco de Mayo Jello Shots: Tequila, lime, Cointreau, and salt, all in one ridiculously festive Jello Shot. (P.S. Yes, it’s in a lime rind!)

this must be heaven, iv never had any but they sure do look delicious! 

gastrogirl:

red velvet brownies.

sooo pweety!

Best art work ever!!! 

fuckyeahtattoos:

Meu Jack ♥